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. . . Not quite a Technical Manual . . . but for the uninitiated visitor, a few translations of Brat-Talk are in order . . . !


 bash the Bear -  Playing the Halton "Rebel Yell" . . . a combination of Caller Herrin' and the Black Bear pipe tunes with raucous yells
 bogman - A conscripted or non-Brat member of the RAF, usually in the non-Technical  branches of the service   ~ also 'boggie'
 brat -
A child ~ two species are known to exist - Type A and Type B, with the latter being a mutation of the first, typically occurring around the fifteenth year of life.
     Type A - this contemptuous reference variant is fairly common worldwide
     Type B - a diminutive form of the term, Trenchards' Brats (qv) - an  older boy currently   undergoing enginering training as an      Aircraft Apprentice in the RAF ~ this species was officially declared extinct by  the British Government in 1993

 char - Tea ~ adapted from old Indian service slang
 charp - Bed ~ also Indian in origin;   also 'pit'
 Chiefy - Flight Sergeant
 chop, get the - Shot down, killed . . . also   'gone for a Burton'
 cushy - Easy ~ as in 'cushy job'
 drag -  A smoke . . . also a short brat . . . (abreviation of 'drag-arse' )
 drang -  A side drum
 ex-Brat - One who used to be a brat (qv);
     Type B only - one who has received his Aeronautical and Technical Education  through the RAF Aircraft Apprentice scheme;
     Most often refers to a brat from No. 1 S. of T.T. at RAF Halton,  although other  aberrations are  known to exist;
     May still be serving in the regular RAF . . . or be just plain old !
 full chat - Wide open throttle ~ as in engine running at 'Take-Off Boost'

 gash -  Rubbish, trash . . . also used to denote non-Fitter Brats such as Electricians, Instrument Bashers, etc
 gen - Information ~ came in two varieties . . . 'pukka' - genuine, true . . .  'duff' - false
 haggis -  Bagpipes
 Jankers - A demeaning form of punishment awarded to a brat for virtually any minor  misdeed or rule  infraction;    offenders were recognisable by  the hideous yellow-doped aircraft fabric band worn on  the left arm   . . .  ( in  later years the AM acquired wealth and issued nice white fuzzy  velour  armbands ! )  . . .  the 'janker wallahs' moved themselves and all their kit to a remote hut by the  Rifle Range and were subjected to  hourly torture sessions, plus arduous pan scrubbing in the Tin  Room.
 Juff -  Member of the ATC . . . the Air Training Corps
 mush - Brat term for incarceration in the Guardhouse for more heinous  offences . . . such as  'Being caught  drinking in Tring', or 'Consorting with a WAAF or other female'.
     ( pronounced like 'push'  -  nothing to do with sled dogs or sloppy food ! )

 oppo -  Opposite number . . . a mate, a buddy

 prang -  Crash . . . of an aircraft

 snag -  A stripe worn on the arm . . . also used for LAA's, etc . . . ( Leading Aircraft Apprentice )
 snoop - RAF service policeman  . . .  non-brat types refer to them as 'snowdrops'
 sprog - Any member of an Entry junior to ones' own;    Most commonly applied to the  most  junior Entry.
 Trenchards' Brats -
Young men undergoing training in the RAF Aircraft Apprentice scheme conceived by Lord  Trenchard, the "Father of the Royal Air Force",  following its' inception  on April 1st, 1918.   (Editors comment:  "Lordy !   April Fools Day - What a date to pick ! )
Future members of a pool of highly trained technicians deemed essential by his  Lordship for the  continued excellence of the Service;
A slurring epithet applied to these boys by the power-hungry leaders of the
'navy-blue and brown  jobs' who originally resisted both the formation of the RAF  and this training plan.
 wad - A NAAFI rockbun;   often associated with 'char' . . .  as in 'char and a wad'
 wizard - First-rate, top line . . . as in 'wizard prang' (big crash)
 wog - Warrant Officer . . . several variants noted as in:   wingwog, stationwog, etc . . .
    . . . also used in specific parts of the Middle East when referring to indigenous civilian personnel -  ( abbrev'n:   
Worthy Oriental Gentleman )

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